Straight to the POINT

LEVEL the playing field by charging business rates by the square foot for shops and warehouses (Mail).

D. COOPER, Loughborough, Leics.

DANIEL CRAIG is playing safe by wearing a papoose. This will ensure that if shaken, his baby will not be stirred.

BILL NAYLOR, Wilsford, Lincs.

THE next 007? Downton Abbey’s Dan Stevens or Homeland star Rupert Friend.

J. EASTON, dorchester, dorset.

ANDREW NEIL should be the new chairman of Question Time, with Jeremy Paxman armed with a shepherd’s crook to eject hecklers.

R. G. WILLIAMS, Cardiff.

SEXIST man-size tissues have been renamed (Mail). What will be next? ‘I’m dreaming of a multi-racial, gender neutral, transgender friendly Christmas — not at all like the ones we used to know...’

M. GIBSON, Fleet, hants.