Meghan’s movie tour Down Under
... or the hilarious double takes from her Down Under trip that show she just can’t quit showbiz
s ince Meghan Markle came on the scene two years ago, there’s been something inescapably Hollywood about the love story between Prince Harry and his bride.
Maybe it’s just that the pair of them are so damn good looking.
He, not only tall and handsome but athletic too, with the physical confidence of a young man at the peak of his powers.
She, fine boned and elegant, with perfect posture and poise. The snappers love those doe eyes, retroussé nose, that perfect heart-shaped face and dark mane.
But, whisper it, are the royal duo in danger of looking a little staged? Hammy, even? While Harry always seems unaffected in the spotlight, Meghan’s relationship with the camera is almost uncanny.
no need to wait, Mr DeMille: we are always ready for our close-up. And never more so than on their tour of Australia.
every photocall and walkabout, from rain-lashed barbecue to sun-drenched beach, could have come from a film set.
Take them addressing a rural community in a downpour last week. Loving glances and intimate giggles under a shared umbrella? You can almost hear the line from Four Weddings And A Funeral: ‘is it still raining? i hadn’t noticed.’
The last time we saw this sort of Hollywood mega-watt beauty offset by puppylike devotion was in notting Hill, where a dazzled Hugh Grant does his best to keep up with Julia Roberts. o R HoW about our happy couple descending the steps of the Sydney opera House, hands intertwined, as our leading lady gazes adoringly at her man? it’s not a million miles from Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck in Roman Holiday.
even their attendance at the opening of the Anzac Memorial had me thinking back to Richard Gere and Debra Winger in An officer And A Gentleman.
Maybe it’s the old-fashioned romance of it all, the prince and the showgirl.
Meghan’s journey from humble, broken home via hard work and self-determination to fame and glory is a perennial human theme. it’s there in fairy tales, on stage and screen. it speaks to the dreams of a million little girls down the ages: one day my prince will come. And her oddball relatives — the clearly troubled father, the attention-seeking half-sister — far from detracting from her appeal, only add authenticity to the story.
cinematic also is the way her presence seems to have acted as a healing salve for the bruised and battered heart of Harry, the youngest and most wounded of Princess Diana’s sons, the prince who, for many, will always be that sweet, forlorn little boy trailing sadly behind his mother’s coffin. He too has been on a ‘journey’. And to have such unalloyed joy stem from such tragedy is a scriptwriter’s dream.
Whatever misgivings the British public may have had initially about Meghan — and hard as we can be on our royals, we are also very protective of them — the fact she clearly makes him so deliriously happy means we will forgive her practically anything. it is the stuff of Hollywood fairy tale, of sweeping, big-screen drama. You can almost hear the orchestra tuning their instruments in anticipation each time the pair of them appear in front of the cameras.
And the way he responds, not with awkward embarrassment as his father did when his mother behaved similarly, but with awe, is pure Hollywood. He treats her as if she were the only woman who ever mattered to any man, a goddess above all others. The look he gives her is the kind that rarely happens in real life but which never fails to captivate on screen.
They have that elusive on/off screen chemistry of old, and it’s captivating. They are Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton, Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall.
Wherever they go, the adoring crowds follow, seduced by the romance, the fairy tale, the sheer glamour of it all. now, with her pregnancy, the dramatic stakes are raised. With every millimetre that bump grows, the audience grows, holding its breath for the ultimate denouement, no doubt to be played out on the steps of the Lindo Wing.
But that is just the start of it. Soon Meghan will be tackling the biggest and hardest role of her life: that of mother.
Lights, camera, Action!