Straight to the POINT

I WAS shocked at Jeremy Corbyn’s shabby appearance at the Cenotaph. In his hooded anorak he looked as if he had just dropped in from his allotment on his bike.

DONALD COLEMAN, Eynsham, Oxon.

LOOKING at the cost of food in Marks & Spencer, is it pricing itself out of the market?

PETE WILLIAMS, Hayes, Middlesex.

THE 77,396 figures laid out at the Olympic Park in memory of those killed at the Somme were a poignant sight, but why were they made of plastic?

M. COYLES, Carlisle, Cumbria.

DAVID CAMERON endorses Theresa May — doesn’t she have enough problems?

JOHN COLLINS, Chelmsford, Essex.

IN THE next episode, Doctor Who travels back in time to June 2016 to change the Referendum result. Brexterminate!

TERRY COATES, Kings Norton, W. Mids.

A COLD caller asked if I’ve ever had PPI. I said I wasn’t sure, but I know I definitely had measles and mumps as a child.

KENNETH OSWALD JONES, Rock Ferry, Wirral.

THE police want the taxpayer to spare a copper to supplement their budget, so in turn they can spare a copper to fight crime.

T. PALLANT, Mansfield, Notts.

I SHALL scream if I hear another person say ‘going forward’ or that they’re ‘on a journey’.

MIKE DURAND, Penzance, Cornwall.

WHY are supermarkets selling mince pies with a sell-by date before Christmas?

ANDY RHODES, Derby.

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