Straight to the POINT

MARY POPPINS inspired this description of Theresa May’s perilous position: Super Canada fragile Brexit ex-PM on dole queue!

ADE CHANDLER, Ringwood, Hants.

WHY can’t they use modern materials for church roofs that, unlike lead, have no attraction for thieves?

ANN HARPER, York.

BARBIE doll Brigitte Macron, put those knees away!

Mrs R. J. O’GRADY, Hounslow, Middlesex.

COTS with built-in iPads give a new twist to the saying: Baby’s busy downloading.

JOHN COLLINS, Chelmsford, Essex.

SUNDAY wasn’t the first time Jeremy Corbyn has had trouble laying wreaths.

PETER DAVEY, Bournemouth.

WE COULDN’T put a 6ft poppy display in the middle of a roundabout as we were told it would distract drivers – unlike the Christmas lights that will soon be twinkling there.

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I’M HAPPY that Susanna Reid has found love with a football boss (Letters). High-earning women have fewer romantic options thanks to gold-diggers and insecure, jealous men.

GRACE KIRBY, Newbury, Berks.

IT looks like the liner Queen Mary (Mail) has had it. Kinder to turn the old girl into razor blades than watch her rust and sink.

JEAN FERGuSON, Largs, Ayrshire.

POOR Cressida Bonas. Her unromantic beau kissed her with his hands in his pockets (Mail).

JOHN SMITH, Warrington, Cheshire.