Her stoicism is amazing – she even found the strength to laugh
Quentin Letts on an exhausting, exhilarating day of drama in Westminster
whisked her from No10 to Parliament in less than a minute. I hared downstairs to the Commons Chamber and got there in time to see her enter. She was short of puff and her fringe was windblown. Around her, ministers treated her with care-home kindness.
The Treasury’s Mel Stride shot her an encouraging wink. Culture Secretary Jeremy Wright tried to reassure her with a light-hearted remark. He was rewarded with a weak sort of smile.
The danger in the Commons came not from Jeremy Corbyn (hopeless) but from her own side. Jacob Rees-Mogg (Con, NE Somerset), with deadly politeness, noted that despite her long claims to be fighting for our sovereignty, her proposed deal now ‘says otherwise’.
Should he write a letter demanding her resignation? Mrs May gave a long, controlled answer but Anna Soubry (Con, Broxtowe) went loopy. ‘You are a DISGRACE!’ she howled. Mr Rees-Mogg lightly touched the frame of his spectacles.
Mrs May’s answers were their usual seamless spiel, repeating formulae like a machine, but they lacked the shimmering force of Nigel Dodds, the DUP’s leader at Westminster. Nothing matches an angry Ulsterman for Biblical fury. Mrs May had reneged on private promises, he thundered.
She was offering the country ‘subjection to the rules and laws of others who may not have our interests at heart’.
Mrs May hoped that she and Mr Dodds would continue to have private meetings. Watching all this, one felt almost intrusive. It was all so personal, so passive-aggressive. Family row in a restaurant.
Sir Nicholas Soames (Con, MidSussex) kept barking at Mrs May’s critics like a dyspeptic terrier. When Mark Francois (Con, Rayleigh & Wickford) pleaded with Mrs May to ‘accept the political reality’ and accept that her deal was a goner, Sir Nicholas started exploding. ‘What a twerp! Sit down! Twat!’
It was the same with Andrew Bridgen (Con, NW Leics) said it was ‘now in the national interest for her to leave, perhaps following a short transition period’.
SIR Nicholas spat out various ruderies, his purplesocked, sneakered left heel swinging so fast on its moorings, it could have whisked a decent gin flip at the Savoy’s American Bar.
One of the morning’s resigners, Northern Ireland minister Shailesh Vara, was standing near the double doors. Other MPs patted him on the back and shook his hand – among them Tory deputy chairman James Cleverly.
Word broke that Mr Rees-Mogg was going to hold a Press-call outside Parliament’s St Stephen’s entrance to confirm that he had written a letter seeking Mrs May’s removal. We sketchwriters rushed there to find a great throng including pro-EU protesters, TV cameras and armed police officers. Yet more chaos.
Mr Rees-Mogg emerged, courtly as ever, the double-breasted buccaneer, to explain that he was not engaged on some coup attempt but was just following proper constitutional procedures to try to ensure that the people’s will on Brexit was honoured. Let it be noted, by the way, that Boris Johnson yesterday kept his powder dry and declined to say anything in the Commons.
As I walked away from the ReesMogg scrum I bumped into Foreign Office minister Sir Alan Duncan, a Europhile.
I have known Alan for years and he is normally able to see the human comedy in even the most challenging moments. But yesterday his eyes were clouded, a yellow film of anger. Whatever happens to Mrs May, unity in the parliamentary Tory party has had it, possibly for years.