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SometimeS, i feel more like a cook than an astrologer. Presented with the zodiac’s produce, i find myself combining astral ingredients into something appetising and nourishing. But the universe is an unpredictable sous-chef! it can occasionally spill the spices and spoil the broth. As mercury turns retrograde this weekend, this particular feast is far from ruined. And instead of delicate seasoning, a generous helping of an unusual flavour creates a dish that will be remembered for a while to come. ARIES A SITUATION that Mar 21 — Apr 20 has been a source of worry is finally settling down. A scenario has been sorted. Even if you’re not entirely happy with the way things are taking shape, this weekend brings the chance to relax. Making judgments on the current state of affairs is not going to serve any purpose anyway. It’s as if you’re looking at a newly finished extension . . . the dust hasn’t had time to settle, the carpet isn’t down and the colour scheme hasn’t been decided. It’s time to appreciate all that has been achieved. The Full Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate NEW prediction, call 0906 751 5601. TAURUS IF YOU had Apr 21 — May 21 been hoping for a calm and quiet weekend, it’s time to reset your expectations. As your ruler turns direct, something exciting is looming on your horizon. Although it’s not going to be plain sailing, you’re not heading into a storm, either. If you’re prepared for a challenge — in the nicest sense of the word — you’ll be ready and able to cope. The feeling of satisfaction that you get when you’re focusing your energy on something demanding will make your efforts well worthwhile — as you’ll soon

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and might restore your faith in magic. For your NEW, light-shedding, hope-giving, worry-quashing, four-minute Full Moon forecast, call 0906 751 5608. SAGITTARIUS FORGET Nov 23 — Dec 21 the gap between affluence and poverty or between intelligence and ignorance. And disregard the difference between materialism and spirituality. These days, the all-important division is created by access to the latest piece of technological equipment. Or, at least, that is what some people would have us think. Yet, often, after a much-publicised release of the latest item, there are tales of disappointment. That is all you need know before committing to a questionable

aspiration. Let the Full Moon reveal the way to a happier, more successful future. Call your NEW forecast: 0906 751 5609. CAPRICORN FEW things Dec 22 — Jan 20 are more infuriating than being told: ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it, too.’ Because people don’t just tell us, they wag their finger and sing it as though scolding a naughty child. The idea behind the expression is that you’re being unrealistic and presumptuous. But just suppose you could bake as fast as you could eat — then there would be no reason why you couldn’t fulfil both desires! Suddenly, the impossible becomes achievable. Bear that in mind this weekend and it might just pay off. The Full Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate, NEW prediction, call 0906 751 5610. AQUARIUS WE DEVOTE Jan 21 — Feb 19 a lot of our attention to style these days, yet substance has more to recommend it. You can’t get far with a lot of style if you don’t have much substance to back it up — although, if you’re someone with an abundance of stylishness, then you can probably go farther with only a limited amount of substance. Confused? Don’t be! Your confidence, as Venus changes direction, is on the increase, which means that you’ve got exactly what it takes to initiate a much-needed change. Just do it. For your NEW, light-shedding, hope-giving, worry-quashing, four-minute Full Moon forecast, call 0906 751 5611. PISCES NOBODY knows Feb 20 — Mar 20 exactly what they really want. They just think they do. Every one of us is entangled in a web of our own creation, consisting of dreams and fantasies that are far removed from our reality. In fact, the state of desiring something (or someone) can be so enjoyable that we long to experience it. As Venus changes direction today, you don’t need to work hard to create a minor miracle or two. Just make sure that you really want what you think you want. You have more power than you think. Let the Full Moon reveal the way to a happier, more successful future. Call your NEW forecast: 0906 751 5612.