OSCAR CAINER

IN DIFFICULT moments, when we’re forced to open our eyes to a reality, we may be told to ‘wake up and smell the coffee’. Then we may spot an opportunity that might have passed us by. As the Sun meets Mars, with Mercury close by, we’re getting a big energy boost and the ability to see where to apply the vim and vigour. Since their convergence forms a magnificent Grand Trine, this is a wake-up call we’ll be keen to answer!

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

HAVE you ever noticed how the garden walls of houses on hillsides are built? High at one end, and low at the other. Youngsters often like to walk along them and jump to the next wall as their parent walks up the slope alongside. It can appear as if they are going up, then down, then up then down, then up then down again. Yet, all the time, they are getting higher. As the Sun empowers your ruler, Mars, this is the kind of progress you’re making. It’s an effort, but you’re certainly on the right path. Your in-depth, new September forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

WHAT’S rule number one for surviving on planet Earth? Some people would say that ‘if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it’, while others might advise that when you find yourself in a hole, you should stop digging. These maxims have been tried and tested over the centuries. Usually, though, it’s by people who are looking for loopholes in situations or arguments. So, let’s be clear: if something works, then it ain’t broken! And if you’re not sure? Then it probably works! With that kind of approach, today will be delightfully easy. It’s September! For uplifting news on how the month holds exciting opportunities for you, call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

FOR a while now you’ve been feeling a lack of control in a situation that’s affecting your wellbeing. Someone else seems to have all the power and is calling the shots. Since you respect their needs, and are a co-operative soul, you’ve done your best to adapt — despite the inherent challenges. But you’re tired of feeling as if you have to run up the down escalator. As your ruler is empowered by Mars and the Sun, a change in dynamics will surprise and delight you. To hear valuable information about the changes you can implement in September, call your month-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

NO ONE relishes being described as ‘childish’. ‘Child-like’, on the other hand, is a different story. It implies an open-eyed, open-hearted, innocent celebratory enthusiasm for the world around us. Throwing screaming tantrums is far less cool. Yet, when it comes to dealing with friends and relatives, we’re all capable of displaying both of these traits. Openness and honesty are more productive than discord and drama . . . but there’s a careful balance to be struck. Act as you feel today. September will be an exciting month. Take advantage of the exciting cosmic climate. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

YOU’VE got a lot on your mind. Surely, there’s more to a certain scenario than meets the eye? It seems that every time you resolve an issue, two more turn up. Yet, despite all that seems uncertain and confused, something is becoming clear; one conclusion is fixed beyond all doubt. Hold on to that today. Let that be your guiding star. Don’t forsake it in a moment of panic and allow yourself to wonder and wander. Your ruler, the Sun, is powerfully positioned. Your next decision will be very effective. A new month! An exciting astrological picture. A forecast that could transform your life! Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

YOU’RE collecting planets! With an almost unprecedented number of them in your sign, you’re being bestowed with blessings. If you aren’t already feeling uplifted, as if a weight has been removed, then be confident that you will. As new sources of hope and positive prospects are revealed, you’ll start to believe in a new, more confident way to live and love. If there are difficult decisions to make, you’ll realise the strength of your persuasive powers. You have more potential than you know. September is due to be amazing! For four minutes of news that could change your life, pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

THE trouble with expecting the worst is that we invite it into our lives. We prepare ourselves for its arrival and, as it comes charging along, looking for somewhere to attach itself, it sees all the signs we’re exhibiting. And since it looks as if we’re ready for it, it attaches itself with gusto. Opportunity works in the same way. Although it can knock at any door, it’s more likely to choose one where it will be welcomed. If you show that you’re ready to receive something wonderful, it’s ready to find you. For encouraging news about what September holds for you, call your month-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

LIFE is like a long-running soap opera; it’s composed of dramatic moments linked by calmer interludes. Just as one challenging episode ends, another situation develops (or a different character arrives) and another complicated storyline begins. There’s always a potential cliffhanger around the corner and a tense situation lurking behind the scenes. Well, that’s how it often feels. You’re at a crossroads. You have the chance to turn away from a difficult scene and find a much more entertaining one to be in. There’s so much to tell you about September, and you’re going to like it! Do yourself a favour. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

WORDS can sometimes forsake us. Whatever we say, no matter how sensitively constructed, it seems to do more harm than good. So, we convince ourselves that everyone will be better off if we stay silent. Silence is golden, or so they say . . . but they also say that ‘all that glisters is not gold’. Whatever your alchemical abilities, you now have a chance to transmute a heavy, stagnant silence into a glittering, valuable opportunity for genuine change. Speak what’s in your heart today. Make your dreams come true in September! Call your four-minute, in-depth forecast: 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

OUR planet is full of people who busily go about their business; on their way from one place to another. What do they do when they reach their destination? They start thinking about where they need to go to next. Even though we all know we’re supposed to be enjoying the journey rather than focusing on the endpoint, the times when we remember to follow this advice are few. If you take time to notice where you are today, you’ll find you’re in a much better place than you think. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth phone forecast, there’s excellent news in your September prediction. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

EVERYONE loves the funfair: the toffee apples, the dodgems, the coconut shy. Is there a Punch and Judy show? A helter-skelter? I loved those days. Or, at least, I imagine I would have. The chances are that neither you nor I are old enough to remember them quite as they were. But that doesn’t stop us dreaming. Yet, how can we feel nostalgic for things we haven’t experienced? You’re looking at an old situation through rose-tinted glasses. Don’t be seduced by an illusory ideal. September holds great potential for positive change. Find out how to make this a month to remember. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

WHAT would you like to do? What would you like to be able to change? How much influence do you have? Can you realistically hope to fulfil your dreams? Isn’t it time to be pragmatic and settle for what you’ve got? I’m asking all these questions because this is a time when an important principle needs to be established. With a wealth of planets in your opposite sign, you have a really good chance of making a wish come true. The rules of your reality are malleable. You just need to have faith in your abilities. Welcome to September! Your powerful prediction for the month is ready. For inspiring insight, call 0906 751 5612.