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HI OSCAR, Is statesmanship a thing of the past? Are there astrological reasons why it seems so many mean-spirited people are in power around the world? MARY HI MARY, Uranus’s journey through Taurus is disrupting our sense of security. And, as Saturn and Pluto grow closer, power brokering and unsavoury manoeuvres come into focus. At deep levels, the foundations are shifting . . . and new growth will emerge. ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20
ACCORDING to psychotherapists, our worst enemies often develop from people we once considered to be among our best friends. Interestingly, the people who we consider to be working the hardest to thwart our attempts to be successful actually do us a huge favour; while the folk who support us in our hours of need are sometimes pandering to our interests and enabling us to continue in unhelpful, self-destructive behaviour. Under the Full Moon, it’s time to look at a key relationship. In a time of celestial creativity, you can transform your life. Your week-ahead forecast is packed with news. Call 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21
SOMETIMES, the more we think about something, the more confusing it becomes. At such times, we might need to invest more time and energy into our thought processes. Or it could be an indication that we’re attempting to get to grips with an impossible idea that can never be rationally explained. You’re dealing with a complex, illogical matter. Yet as the Moon grows Full, it sheds light on the heart of the problem and reveals a pattern which follows clear rules and rhythms. Don’t give up just yet. You can use the celestial energy to create positive change. For valuable insight and news, call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 - June 22
IT SEEMS everyone has an opinion. Although, I suppose that is just my opinion! Yet the planet can’t be filled with belligerent, self-important types, or there wouldn’t be any room for the sensitive souls among us. Nor can the two mutually co-exist, because people who decide to take strong views often use them to hide their sensitivities behind. As the Moon grows full, lean towards your more cautious instincts. It’s better to chase a false fear than be trapped by an incorrect assumption. How can you benefit from this week’s powerful astrological outlook? It can change your life. For good news, call 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June 23 - July 23
YOU’VE set out on a path and are hoping to accomplish something meaningful. How will you know when you’ve done what you’ve set out to do? Are you hoping to know you’ve finished once you’ve transmuted lead into gold? Or will you know that you’ve been successful once you’ve mastered the art of levitation? Of course, in theory, your goal is not impossible. But there’s a difference between theory and practice. The Full Moon brings the chance to replace an impossible aspiration with a fun probability. Take full advantage of the inspiring cosmic climate; solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5604.
LEO July 24 - Aug 23
PEOPLE always think the apocalypse is just around the corner. Will it be caused by global warming? A cosmological disaster? Or an unprecedented political act? Prophetic warnings of the end of the world are as old as...well, the world itself! The trouble is, we don’t only enjoy anticipating chaos and confusion on a cosmological level; we’re all guilty of enjoying the anticipation of disaster in our own, personal lives. Fortunately, this is just sensationalism. The Full Moon brings reassurance. You’ve got nothing to fear. In a week of exceptional cosmic activity, take advantage of the potential for transformation. Call 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23
WHEN people say that there’s no place like home, where are they talking about? How do they know? They haven’t been round to my place in all its messiness. Have they visited yours? Does a sense of belonging exist in each and every one of us, despite our differences and cultural learnings? Of course, the need to feel safe is one of our most basic needs; it’s as important as eating and sleeping. Which is why feeling at home is so important. The Full Moon brings you comfort and fulfilment. You’ve got lots to look forward to! Find inspiration in your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23
SOME things seem allimportant until you look at them from another angle. When we get too close to a situation, we tend to fuss and fret about tiny details, only to find out later that they were unimportant. So will going the extra mile make a noticeable difference today? Or would it be more sensible to make do with what you have? The Full Moon suggests that you’re focusing on a matter which is a bit of ‘something and nothing’. Before committing to the long road, it’s worth checking to see if there’s a shortcut. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth prediction, you should hear the inspiring news. Call 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22
THE author of The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, the great Douglas Adams, gave advice that’s worth bearing in mind if you ever find yourself feeling completely lost. Simply follow the person who looks as if they know where they’re heading — at least that will get you somewhere! This top tip came from one of his creations, the ‘psychic detective’. As we approach the powerful Full Moon, your powers of intuition are being heightened. You don’t need to follow anyone else . . . follow your heart. Capture the powerful energy of the positively star-filled skies. Call your indepth, four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21
‘THIS latest forecast has been composed by a cyber astrologer, which has been designed to write in the style of Mr Cainer while he takes a few days off. He’s attending a retreat in the remote mountains of the Himalayas . . . or is it a stone circle in the Outer Hebrides? He’s been waiting for the invention of a machine that’s so smart that you won’t be able to tell . . . to tell . . . to tell . . .’ Oops! If something doesn’t feel quite right as the Moon grows full, be sure to follow your instincts. Fulfil your dreams! Let the week’s powerful celestial outlook reveal your heart’s true desires. For good news, call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20
THE quick questions that are used to help experts make assessments of our mental state seem worryingly straightforward. What’s the date? Who’s the Prime Minister? You might be completely crazy, but if you can give the correct answers to these questions, in theory at least, there’ll be no more questions asked. Of course, gauging sanity is a far more intricate art. Even if you’re unable to detail the reasons behind a decision today, don’t make the mistake of thinking that you’re wrong. Take full advantage of the inspiring cosmic climate. Solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19
OUR planet measures 25,000 miles at its widest part, the Equator. The further you go from here (in either direction) the distance gets smaller. Which means that if you ever managed to get to either one of the poles, you’d be able to walk around the whole world in just a few steps! Of course, we’re always told that the journey means more than the destination — and that experience is what counts the most. The Full Moon ensures that wherever you go, you’ll receive valuable information — and have a good time, too. In a week of cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20
THE processes of decay and degeneration are essential in the creation of some of our most delicious produce, such as wine and soya sauce. It’s as if the universe reminds us that wonderful things are often created in undesirable circumstances. To understand this, we have to overturn some of our more basic instincts. Yet the impulse to reject anything that looks odd or wrong is normal. The Full Moon, in your sign, brings you the chance to look more deeply at a challenge. It hides a treasure. Powerful changes are possible as the planets positively combine. Make the most of their influence. Call 0906 751 5612.