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MY MUM always told me that if I didn’t have anything nice to say, I shouldn’t say anything at all. But it’s hard to be all smiles when you’re ‘hangry’ and your mum’s put banana on your pizza. She’s not even Swedish! Yet as Mercury and Venus converge tomorrow, no matter how much of a dog’s dinner we’re served, there are positives to take and opportunities to profit from. With creativity our dishes will prove far from disastrous.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 PEOPLE who love risk and adventure think there’s no such thing as a near miss. You’re either in deep trouble, or you’re ‘totally fine’; if you’re on the edge of a precipice, at least your feet are on the ground; and that if you’re falling, you’ll have so much adrenaline that you won’t be able to worry about details! A daredevil approach isn’t appropriate today, but looking at the wider perspective will enable you to see that your current position is much better than you’d imagined. The New Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 NO WONDER that you’re bewildered by people who change their feelings as easily as they change their minds. You’re a loyal Taurean. The more deeply you dive into the well of your emotions, the more profound your degree of commitment. Once you’ve established a meaningful relationship, your feelings last a lifetime. The same can be said about the causes you care about; which is why it takes you a while to adapt to new situations. It’s also why, when you need to make a change, you do so gracefully. It’s the mysterious Dark of the Moon. For an inspiring reading that will make your week magical, call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22 SOME people think that if we haven’t known extremes, we haven’t experienced all that life has to offer. Highs. Lows. Joy. Despair. Although these emotions shape our world, it’s natural that we view some more positively than others. If there was a way of celebrating every loss as a success, we’d all be content. Your helter-skelter journey is now moving on to a more straightforward route. Keep an eye out for new opportunities and be ready for some smooth sailing. Don’t miss your latest personal moon-sign forecast — taking you through to the next Full Moon. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23 ALL WE can ever ask of ourselves is that we do our best. But what if it’s not enough? Suppose it doesn’t seem to work and we don’t appear to be getting the job done? You’re already putting everything into a current project. No one could be working more intently towards their goal. So, why aren’t you achieving what you set out to achieve? Are the goalposts in the wrong place? Are your aspirations off target? Don’t let your doubts get the better of you. You just need to stick with what you started. The New Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23 POWERFUL impulses are surging through you. You’re filled with a hunger that comes from somewhere so deep within that it seems to permeate every fibre of your being. It’s part and parcel of who you are. Well... at least that’s how it seems. Yet, even the feeling of contentment that would come from achieving your greatest wish is nothing compared to being free from this longing — which is underpinned by fear of disappointment. You can begin to rise above a drama in your world. It’s the mysterious Dark of the Moon. For an inspiring reading that will make your week magical, call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 SOME couples only seem to fight and disagree. Sometimes, we even witness the moment they begin to realise their relationship is beyond saving. Yet, regardless of how acrimonious the split, people don’t always dismiss their previous difficult relationships as something they’re glad to be over. With rose-tinted glasses on, it’s as if they almost miss the arguments. Ah, if only they could return to that unhappy time! Before you make a break for freedom, make sure it’s what you really want. Don’t miss your latest personal moon-sign forecast — taking you through to the next Full Moon. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 WHY can’t you have a bit more of what you want and a bit less of what you don’t want? The actual adjustments wouldn’t have to be huge; a minor alteration would make a significant difference. It’s not as if you’re expecting a miracle; but a slight escalation in the amount of help you’re receiving, and a small reduction in the amount of hassle would be helpful. As your ruler connects with Mercury tomorrow, you’ll see the results of recent efforts. Actually, you’re making excellent progress. The New Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 HOW was justice ever done before the invention of lie detectors? Court hearings and judicial processes would have taken so much longer than they should. In fact, when you come to think of it, why do we bother with judges, magistrates, prosecutors and witnesses when a simple test will reveal whether someone’s guilty or not? Actually, you can tell just by looking at someone whether they’re dodgy, can’t you? Of course not! Be careful about jumping to any rash conclusions today. It’s the mysterious Dark of the Moon. For an inspiring reading that will make your week magical, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21 ASTROLOGERS are not supposed to pick and choose their clients. Imagine what would happen if doctors only treated people who had ticked the ‘right’ boxes on an ethical questionnaire. We all deserve to receive the same treatment — whether we classify ourselves as saints or sinners. So, technically, if a burglar asked me the best time to do a ‘job’, I’d be obliged to tell them. Fortunately, you’re not considering bending the laws of right and wrong . . . though, if you were, it’s likely you’d get away with it! Don’t miss your latest personal moon-sign forecast — taking you through to the next Full Moon. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 WITH a great abundance of cookery shows on TV, we all know that we mustn’t open the oven door to check whether our cake is rising. Neither, when we’ve planted seeds in the soil, should we dig them up every now and again to see how they’re growing. There are some occasions when there’s nothing to do but trust in the process; when we’ve done all we can do . . . we just have to wait and see the results. You can afford to be more confident about the news you’re waiting to receive. The New Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 THERE’S nothing to beat having a strong sense of security. The problem is that a permanent sense of reassurance is impossible to establish. Even if you buy the most innovative security system for your home, you won’t be entirely free from worry. It might shortcircuit, or switch off. The same is true of our emotional defences. The harder we try to protect ourselves from being hurt, the more vulnerable we become. The best way to protect yourself is to be open to other people today. It’s the mysterious Dark of the Moon. For an inspiring reading that will make your week magical, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20 WHAT’S the point in showering when we’ll only get dirty again? Why bother washing up when we’re only going to reuse the crockery and have to redo it! Come to think of it, what’s the point in eating, when we’ll be hungry in a few hours time? Surely, sleeping’s unnecessary, too... we always end up feeling tired again. Do I need to say more? Some things in life just need to be repeated. A single change doesn’t always effect a permanent transformation. Take things one step at a time today. Don’t miss your latest personal moon-sign forecast — taking you through to the next Full Moon. Call 0906 751 5612.