Straight to the POINT

NOSY parkers ask Ellie Goulding when she’s going to start a family. She should tell them: ‘The day you start minding your own business.’ FIONA NORRIS, Coleraine, Co. Londonderry.

THERE’S only one ditch Boris Johnson should be concerned with and that’s to ditch the EU. MAURICE BLIGH, Sittingbourne, Kent.

WHAT’S wrong with Parliament taking as much time as needed to scrutinise the deal? ADEYEMI BANJO, London SE15.

A COMPUTER solves a problem in minutes when other devices take 10,000 years. How do we know it’s the correct answer? D. CAMERON, Nottingham.

WILL the new computer give us a different answer to the meaning of life, the universe and everything or will it still be 42? WATHEK ALOZDI, Bournemouth, Dorset.

WANTED: Hunter to kill and stuff female animals to give gender balance to exhibits at the Natural History Museum (Mail). RICHARD MARTIN, High Wycombe, Bucks.

ZOE BALL’S irritating and constant use of ‘Lovelies’ and ‘Darling’ and her professed love of everyone has lost me as a listener. ZOE BARTLETT, London W9.

ELECTRIC cars to have green number plates? But automatic number-plate recognition cameras can only read yellow and black ones. NEIL CAIRNS, Leighton Buzzard, Beds.

INSTEAD of saving up to get all the perks of owning an electric car, all I have to do is buy a tin of green paint. T. CORAM, North Petherton, Somerset.

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