Straight to the POINT

SO WHAT if Peter Phillips is trading on his status (Mail)? If you’re a member of the Royal Family, why not milk it?

VINCENT HEFTER, Richmond, Surrey.

PRINCE HARRY gained kudos when he showed compassion for the less fortunate. But that’s evaporated now he feels sorry for himself.

BRIAN CHRISTLEY, Abergele, Conwy.

IF THE royal snowflakes were upholding the values of Her Majesty, they would stay to do their duty, not melt and disappear.

TONY WHEATLEY, Chichester, W. Sussex.

WELL done, Meghan: A Mountie always gets her man. If Harry becomes a lumberjack, perhaps he’ll be OK.

AMANDA YATES, Newcastle upon Tyne.

THREE occupants of Frogmore Cottage waited on by a house manager, cleaner, chefs, maids and footmen. Can Canada afford them?

R. WIDDOWSON, Redcar, N. Yorks.

WHENEVER I see the phrase ‘Sussex Royal’, I think of potatoes.

DAVID WILSON, London E9.

WITH Prince Harry standing back from his duties and Danny Dyer claiming to be from royal stock, can they switch roles?

DAVID STEELE, Doncaster, S. Yorks.

WHAT’S next after gin and tonic yoghurts — whisky-flavoured crisps?

IAN BROWN, Wigston, Leics.

NEVER mind Sandi Toksvig’s resignation, when will Bake Off make toast of that waste of self-raising flour, Paul Hollywood?

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