I understand the passion, pain and stupidity of golf
In his 90th year and still going strong, PETER ALLISS holds forth on Open heartache, continuing to commentate for the BBC, turning down an OBE and Rory’s Augusta issues
The voice of golf is now in his 90th year and it might be true that those wonderfully mellifluous tones have finally lost a touch of timbre. But what was also in evidence following a delightful hour on the telephone with Peter Alliss is that his powers of observation have remained intact.
There was great insight and humour as we covered the whole gamut, from his vivid wartime memories to thoughts on the great players of yore, to the missing piece in Rory McIlroy’s armoury.
his opening remarks, on the fragile state of the world at present, offer a telling flavour. ‘Nothing like this has happened in my lifetime,’ he began. ‘I remember the war very clearly from 1941 onwards, but it was very different to this. Golf was played, pubs and restaurants were open, although they didn’t have much to sell.
‘Now there is just so much that I find disturbing. I read in the Mail the other day that possibly a third of bars and restaurants will not reopen. The following day I read that British Airways might pull out of Gatwick Airport. They’re just frightening possibilities, things I never dreamed could take place.
‘And what will happen to golf clubs with smaller memberships in rural locations, delightful though they may be?
‘how will they manage, if the members don’t rally around? I can’t really see an end to it, and I think we’ll be very lucky if we get any serious golf this year. I’m sorry, am I being too gloomy?’
Alliss has been labelled the voice of golf for so long, it’s easy to forget the enormous contribution he made to other fields of the game. he was a hell of a player for a start.
‘I’ve been very lucky in that I’ve had four or five lives,’ he said. ‘My dad (Percy, a leading player himself in the 1920s and 30s) told me I was never going to be a doctor or a lawyer but I was a decent golfer and would always get a job if I got a Ryder Cup cap.
‘I didn’t work very hard at it, but I enjoyed the club life. I liked playing in a tournament in Leeds and then coming home for the weekend to my club job at Parkstone near Bournemouth, to look after the members.
‘I played in eight Ryder Cups, ten World Cups, won 20-odd good tournaments and ten others like the West of england. I retired at 39, I was getting divorced, and things were happening.
‘With Dave Thomas, I went into the design business and built 40 or 50 courses, and then 25 more with Clive Clark. I’ve been on PGA and Ryder Cup committees, written 20-odd books, had newspaper columns. So there’s not much in golf that I haven’t done.’
It’s getting on for 60 years since he got his big break in television, working part-time for the BBC at the 1961 Open, where he finished eighth.
‘I didn’t know what was going on at first, but I’ve always been blessed with great powers of observation,’ said Alliss. ‘I can understand the passion, the pain and the stupidity of the game; the rudeness, the shallowness and the greatness of it all. The cold-blooded courage to sink a putt and win The Open.
‘Golf can be boring at heart, in that essentially you whack a ball and then you whack it again. There’s not a lot of colour in it, except the condition of the course and its location, the players and what they’re wearing.
‘The spectators are kept in check by a piece of string, and kept quiet by a man holding up something that resembles a table tennis bat. I always thought they were things worth noticing and commenting about.’
There’s been one or two regrets along the way. ‘It would have been nice to have seen the Alliss name on The Open trophy,’ he said. ‘The old man came close (Percy mustered ten top-ten Open finishes), but the best I did was four shots away. I just never played my best in that event. If I’d played in The Open like I did at the Ryder Cup, I’d have had a chance.’
There’s also the matter of turning down an OBe some 30 years ago. ‘I honestly didn’t think I was worthy at the time,’ he said. ‘For services to golf? I would have taken it for charity, for our wheelchair crusade that raised over £10million. Looking back, though, it’s disappointing for the family. By now it might have led to something else.’
Is it too late for him to receive a richly-deserved knighthood? ‘Of course it is... I’m eighty-bloodynine!’ he roared.
Who knows where we’ll be come November, but Alliss intends to be at the Masters, if at all possible. he wants to see if Rory ‘can sort out his brain’ and complete the career Grand Slam. All being well, he’d like to retire following the Open at St Andrews, now pushed back to 2022.
‘If they say things are clear, of course I’ll be at Augusta,’ he said. ‘I’ve been given another year by the BBC, and we’ve got to start back again sometime.
‘We can’t go back to the time of Sir Francis Drake, with only 20 ships on the sea.’