Straight to the POINT

WHY is Boris paying a fitness instructor £165 an hour (Mail)? All he has to do is run around the park a few times and stop eating all those things he tells everyone else not to scoff.

DAVID MOREY, Margate, Kent.

IS BORIS Johnson a prime minister designed by a mutant algorithm?

TERRY FITZGERALD, Cheltenham, Glos.

NO wonder Nicola Sturgeon is reluctant to encourage people to go back to the workplace. If nobody is at home at lunchtime, who will watch her daily TV update?

REGINA ERICH, Stonehaven, Kincardineshire.

MY OVER-75 TV licence is costing two votes for the Tories at the next General Election.

WALTER BRECKIN, Wakefield, W. Yorks.

WHY are councils paying Uber and Deliveroo to collect data on potholes (Mail)? Just ask the dustmen.

SAM HILDER, Bourne, Lincs.

TONY BLAIR visited a care home and asked an old lady: ‘Do you know who I am?’ (Letters). She replied: ‘No, dear, but I expect the nurse will tell you.’

NIGEL FORTNAM, Lyme Regis, Dorset.

WHY do two bananas that have travelled from Ecuador cost 24p when two Granny Smith apples grown ten miles away cost 84p?

ROSEMARY KINGSNORTH, Tewkesbury, Glos.

THINGS are getting back to normal. Last week, I had visits from salesmen soliciting for subscriptions to a charity and trying to persuade me to switch energy supplier.

T. PHILLIPS, London E10.

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