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WILL Santa wear a mask? Will he take longer with only six reindeer instead of eight? If we put him in charge of the vaccine, could he get to everyone and inoculate all of us overnight? What we all want for Christmas is to be close to those we love without having to worry. With Mars squaring Pluto, Christmas won’t be problemfree. But the cosmos gives us the courage to face the unknown and the strength to do what’s right.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 YOU’VE been going through your list of options as if you were decluttering a room full of junk; throwing out this and chucking out that. Now, on the verge of this very different Christmas, you need to pause, before you risk getting rid of something that you’ll regret getting rid of. You’re in the midst of a struggle. Yet the Great Conjunction brings a message of hope. A breakthrough is inevitable. You don’t even need to focus particularly hard, or make a decision. All you have to do is relax. Give yourself the best Solstice/Great Conjunction present: four minutes of priceless insight and support. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 DO YOU have any brain surgeons among your Facebook friends? Or an astrophysicist in your phone contacts? Today calls for an intelligent, confident resolution to a brain-spinningly complex scenario. There’s so much to consider, debate and factor in — and everything seems to be governed by forces out of your control. If it’s not a job for a specialist, then what is? Luckily, the person you need is reading this as we speak. Do what all the best minds know how to do this Christmas: keep it simple. How will the Solstice and the Great Conjunction transform your life? There’s inspiring news in your forecast. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22 EVEN though everything’s different this year, we’re still caught up in the countdown to Christmas. This might be a festive season like no other, but life is still anything but restful. It’s as if we hear a voice in the back of our heads; like someone from NASA just prior to a rocket launch. Are all systems go? Is everything ready? You’d think this was some kind of a race; with prizes for the winners and disappointment for everyone else. Yet there’s no need for hurry or worry. Take your time. Let the warmth and power of the Solstice and the Great Conjunction inspire you. Call your latest forecast: 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23 IF LIFE’S a gift, where’s the wrapping paper? Swathes of forest are uprooted every year so that Santa’s offerings can be disguised. We tend to think that presents don’t have the same quality of excitement unless they’re concealed beneath a layer of mystery. Yet we’d be wrong to think that the generous gestures from a kindly cosmos come with ribbons attached. Life, in itself, is proof of our good fortune. Despite the current difficulties, this Christmas reminds you of how much you’re being looked after. Wonderful opportunities arise as the Solstice and the Great Conjunction re-energise your life. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23 CHRISTMAS is when we try our best to make generous gestures towards those we care about. Yet, even without the current restrictions, this is always easier said than done. What if we love someone we’re not supposed to love? Then, we might find it hard to love others quite as much if we suspect they’ll look disapprovingly on our feelings for the ones we’re not supposed to love. This year, when everyone’s having to reset their expectations, may yet bring you a triumph of tact. The Solstice and the Great Conjunction bring powerful positive change. For insight call your latest forecast: 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 ‘HE KNOWS when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good...’ Hang on! How does that happen? Has someone been informing on you? And, surely ‘bad’ and ‘good’ are relative concepts? Don’t we all jump, a bit too hastily, into the hobnailed, snow-gripped boots of judgment? Let the folk who think they know the difference between deserving and undeserving, reap the results they deserve this Christmas. Your reward is coming no matter what. Capture the transforming energy of the Solstice and the Great Conjunction. Call your in-depth forecast: 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 BACK in the last century, Johnny Nash told us that ‘there are more questions than answers’. Nowadays, even with almost every answer we care to think of at our fingertips, the more carefully we consider, the more we realise that there are many explanations for every phenomenon. Over the festive season, though you may not get conclusive answers to your most pressing questions, you’ll get good ones. They’ll help you feel much happier about the choices you’ve made this Christmas. Use the power of the Solstice and the Great Conjunction to change your life. For your keys to the future, call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 HOW far into the future do you wish you could see? Many of us feel that it might be enough if we could only see past this Covid Christmas. The festivities always tend to take over our lives. And this year, when we’ve had to jettison normal customs out of the window, it’s not easy to make arrangements, honour tradition and deal with expectations. And when we try to envisage what lies further ahead, we can easily feel daunted by the uncertainties. Yet reassuring news is coming your way. Maximise the energy available. The Solstice and the Great Conjunction can transform your world. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21 IF YOU find yourself accused of not sticking to the festive letter of the law, you might want to check your accuser isn’t holding their tome of legal precedents upside-down. The festive book of rules and social protocol has been ripped up this year. No one’s an expert. So, if you’re minded to accept a critique at face value, it must be because you’re feeling guilty. Yet, you’ve got nothing to apologise for, or to react against. You’ve made the best decision you could. It’s time to start enjoying yourself. The Solstice and the Great Conjunction bring potential for positive change. There’s great news. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 WHAT does Santa get for all his time and energy? A lot of people leave mince pies and sherry out for this night-time visitor. Imagine, the calories and the hangover! Maybe that’s why we never hear from him during the rest of the year. It must take him that long to sleep it all off. And when we stop to think about all the allowances you’ve had to make over the past few days, your life has been one long round of giving. What does that say about what you can expect? Actually, plenty. All of it good. It’s the Solstice and the Great Conjunction. Let them guide you to the future you’re longing for. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 THEY say ‘fortune favours the bold’. But as ‘they’ were the ancient Romans don’t you think that it might be a little outdated for our modern times? Besides, only the brave would be bold enough to declare themselves favoured of fortune — the meek, after all, are too shy to declare any such thing. As with many idioms, we should take this piece of received wisdom with a hefty pinch of salt. Fortune smiles on us all and, even in this strangest of Christmases, she’s about to favour you. The Solstice and the Great Conjunction can change your life for the better. For valuable news, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20 YOU’RE not sure how you feel about Christmas this year. Each day recently seems to have brought a new challenge to deal with. Many of the assumptions you once held dear are having to be reassessed. As this happens, you find yourself changing your mind about what you want. You’re not even sure if your situation is good or bad — or whether to feel happy or sad. That tells you something. Give the benefit of the doubt to what’s going on. The cosmic gift of self-assurance is on the way. This is an exceptional week. The Eclipse and the Great Conjunction bring transformation. For great news, call 0906 751 5612.