Straight to the POINT

■ GORDON RAMSAY’S new quiz show on the TV night after night is just the encouragement I need to go for a walk. RICHARD WILLIS, Oxted, Surrey.

■ WHY do so many TV shows have fake audience noise drowning out the presenters? C. PICKERING, Howden, E. Yorks.

■ I’M THINKING of cutting my own hair. Can I practise on Boris? It could only look better. ANNA BROOKS, Tarporley, Cheshire.

■ STOP sniping about Boris’s hair. It’s what’s in his head that matters, not what’s on it. FRED McMANUS, Paisley, Renfrewshire.

■ HAVING just done an online fitness session, I agree with Private Frazer: We’re Zoomed! MARGARET MACDONALD, Alton, Hants.

■ HAS this nation of shopkeepers become a nation of parcel deliverers? MAX SAUNDERS, Minehead, Somerset.

■ ARRIVING at Sydney Airport in the 1970s without a rubella vaccine certificate, I was offered the jab there and then. I was told: ‘It’s not compulsory, but you can’t leave the airport until you have it!’

CHRISTINE A. DUCROTOY, Deal, Kent.

■ THE controversial sculptures at Aldeburgh (Mail) look like a turtle, upside-down spoon, something unmentionable sticking out of the pebbles, a buried vase and three Maltesers. Mrs JEANNETTE STONE, Brighton.

■ AS A photographer, I see so-called art on a seascape as modernist vandalism of natural beauty.

KEITH DEACON, Cromer, Norfolk.

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