Straight to the POINT

THE serialisation of Alan Duncan’s memoirs has shown what a vile, back-biting cad he is. JOHN SMITH, Warrington, Cheshire.

ALAN DUNCAN has shown great restraint in his assessment of Theresa May’s abilities. JOHN WARD, Spalding, Lincs.

ANOTHER failed, bitter MP venting his spleen on former colleagues who trusted him. ROGER SMITH, Leeds.

I’D LOVE to know what titbits other MPs have on Alan Duncan. JOHN O’SHEA, Clacton-on-Sea, Essex.

IF SUPERMARKETS want me to operate selfservice tills, give me a uniform and pay me. JAN GILHOOLEY, Flint, Clwyd.

TO HELP avoid causing distress to the woke, this message should be broadcast before repeats of classic shows: ‘To viewers intent on being offended, we strongly recommend you do not watch this programme.’

CHRIS BRANDON-KING, South Holland, Lincs.

I’M FED up with celebrities putting every aspect of their lives in the public domain, no matter how private or personal. I. DYSON, Huddersfield, W. Yorks.

IF I WANT to listen to music, I will switch on the radio. I don’t want it on TV drowning out dialogue. Drums thumping away or a piano plonking doesn’t add to the drama. PAUL ELLIS, Nantwich, Cheshire.

I AGREE St George’s Day goes unnoticed (Letters). That’s why it’s the one time I don’t leave the house without wearing a rose. Mrs. T. NEWMAN, Gloucester.

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