If you think our learner drivers are a nuisance, at least they’re put to the test!

WHERE I live, there is a neat grid road structure, with plenty of opportunities for three-point turns, parallel parking and Stop and Give Way junctions.

So, it is no surprise the area is popular with Driving Schools.

Some neighbours view it as a nuisance. I prefer to treat it as a spectator sport.

It’s tough work, according to one driving instructor pal, as ‘The Test’ itself is quite rigorous. It’s not so demanding in other countries, he explained, obviously grateful that the rigour of the British test is keeping him in business.

For example, in Egypt, during the practical driving test, hopeful drivers have to simply travel forwards six metres and then reverse six metres before being handed their licence.

In India, success is measured by your ability to drive forwards in a straight line, turn left and stop after 50 yards. Learner drivers in the Philippines are faced with a practical test consisting of one loop of a pre-set driving course involving only right turns!

Pakistan has a huge pass rate of 80%. After a successful short theory test, learner drivers are asked to drive a short course through a series of cones before being unleashed on the roads.

If ever you’ve driven in the countries listed above, then you’ll probably understand why the driving standards abroad don’t match the British benchmark. * FINALLY, on a totally different topic, regular readers will recall that a couple of weeks back I mentioned my shortlist for funeral music.

Some of you were kind enough to send me your personal choices.

Most notably, Swansea East MS Mike Hedges, who has chosen Gwahoddiad, Calon Lan or Rachie for his exit music.

Mike, I’ve made a note, but let’s hope we don’t have to bring them into play in the near future!