What’s it all about Al­fie?

Sporting Gun - - STALKING -

He has ex­celled him­self! You may re­mem­ber the big lad got a lit­tle lighter af­ter an op­er­a­tion in Jan­uary – only two items were re­moved. Now, the­o­ret­i­cally that would give the boss and me an eas­ier life when Molly, the boss’s choccy Lab came into sea­son, it seemed so! Al­fie showed no in­ter­est what­so­ever, ab­so­lutely none. Fan­tas­tic no need to worry then.

Here was I clean­ing out his ken­nel, I turned my back for lit­er­ally

30 sec­onds. On turn­ing back, there they were in an un­ex­pected not to say shock­ing po­si­tion! Al­fie with a serene smile on his face and Molly quite happy with events. The beg­gar has done it again, lulled me into a sat­is­fied sense of calm and wal­lop! He def­i­nitely walked back into the ken­nel chortling away to him­self. B ***** r! Need­less to say the boss was not amused.

I have a great deal of faith in our long suf­fer­ing vet, safe af­ter 60 days he said, watch this space!

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