Carrot Fit
A seven-minute workout app helmed by a malevolent AI intent on transforming your “lazy carcass” into something “more consistent with what celebrity magazines say you should look like” – Carrot motivates through threats, and workout regimes based on sets of ‘dragon mating dances’, ‘territory markers’ and ‘celebrity face punches’.
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++++, £2.99 / IOS