Sunday Mail (UK)

Slice of reality? Eh..no

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What a surprise.urprise The success of the British Olympic team has failed to convince parents to encourage their kids to have a sporting career. Profession­al athlete is ranked 15th in a league table of job preference­s. No wonder. Who wants to take them to training at 5am? Who wants to dedicate every weekend to competitio­n then mortgage their home to pay for it all? Only Judy Murray. Let them become doctors while us parents get a long lie. When your MP hubby’s been having sex with rent boys, welcoming him back into the marital bed is a surprising course of action. Keith Vaz’s wife Maria Fernandes is either the most forgiving woman on the planet or she’s short of a really good girlfriend who’ll tell it to her straight. He’s a pathetic cheat. Get out quick and take the lot, even the maritalrit­al bed, just not the loser you shared it with. Shouldn’t expect more of Davidd Cameron but news he pocketedd a £20,000 “golden goodbye” on leaving No10 sticks in the craw. It was discretion­ary but he chose to accept the public money. We learn this as his blunders are blamed for the collapse of Libya and growth of IS. And in the week he resigned to stick his snout in the public speaking trough for £250,0000 a grunt. Tough times for Teflon toffs, eh? Not buying the attempts by Victoria Beckham’s skinny models to convince us they scoff junk food and down booze with the rest of us.

Mica Arganaraz attempted to hit back at critics by posing with a gigantic pizza.

Except she looked like she’d never seen such a thing in her life and her tiny arms were struggling to hold it up.

Meanwhile, model Ondria Hardin was Joan Collins she revealed has tape to used gaffer her breasts for hold up her husband Percy to fifth a wedding marrying you’re Gibson. When lingerie your junior, man 32 years in B&Q. takes place shopping removing it comes to And when honeymo on suite it in the probably s, it’s afterward to DIY. less painful pictured drinking beer while doing yoga, admittedly a tricky feat.

Well, at 140 calories a bottle, that’s probably her daily allowance taken care of. She’d better make it last.

Enough pretending that you can eat normally and remain abnormally thin. It’s a big fat lie.

And Victoria Beckham should know better than resorting to such impoverish­ed stunts.

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OPTIONSOPT­ION Cops at game
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PIZZA FICTION Model Mica poses with her “dinner”

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