Joy? She’s smiles away
Now, pickingking flowers from public displays is a pet hate. They’re meant for the enjoyment of all, not for a few who fill their vases for free. But the policewoman who confiscated 27 daffodils from two little girls in Nottingham was a Mother’s Day jobsworth. Why so grumpy? Did she spill her breakfast in bed that morning? Or could she have been off to see her own mum, 27 fresh daffies in hand. It’s criminal waste…624million bottles of wine are poured down the drain every year. UK households throw away two glasses of leftover wine every week. Most offenders said they just didn’t get round to drinking it so poured it away instead. Really. How thoughtless. Laithwaite’s Wine experts say unfinished bottles can be kept for as many ass five days. Or simply invite a more appreciative friend around and filll up my glass. Cheers. So that’s it. All done by handdelivered mail. Theresa May sent a break-up letter to EU Council president Donald Tusk, insisting we can still be friends. Yeah, right. He said he was missing us already, prompting the trending of #Thatlettersnomine. Let’s send our own billet-doux: “Dear President Tusk, We’re being held hostage by crackpots. Please send help. We’ll send whisky.sky. And take back Scottish Ukip leaderer David Coburn. We’re that desperate.”ate.” Victoria Beckham appears to be sending us a message…
She stepped out in one of her own T-shirts last week (£95 for a white tee, I ask you) which declared that fashion had stolen her smile.
Really? That’s awful. She should report such theft to the police instead of plastering it on a T-shirt and charging daylight Loving the bust of Cristiano unveiled Ronaldo Airport. at Madeira was The bighead a bronze expecting chiselled of his depiction got was What he to features. appeared which a wonky fizzog from melting fashioned it had have been If . Wait a minute. he’d chocolate chocolate , of been made himself. have eaten robbery prices for it. Anyway, if fashion is to blame for her sullen frown, why the hell does she persist with it?
Because with millions in the bank, mansions all over the place, a hot husband and gorgeous kids, you’d think she’d have cause to flash the enamel from time to time.
Or could it be that Posh Spice is the ultimate fashion victim? The girl with everything and nothing to smile about.