Brit of a mess in boots and bikini

In the selfobsessed adulationseeking world of celebrity, no decision can be made without the approval of your loyal Instagram groupies.

So Britney Spears posted a couple of pics of herself posing poolside in a natty zebra-print bikini. “Couldn’t make up mind… hair up or down?”

Up in a messy bun or hanging loosely around her shoulders? Yes. It’s a toughie to tax the brains of her 21.1million followers.

Particularly when the only question that came to my own mind while looking at the photos was: Why the hell are you wearing knee-high leather boots with your bikini?