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Fourteen Sundays till Christmas, folks, and the chill wind of inequality is blowing already. Posh department store Harrods are opening an “invitation only” Santa’s grotto this year. Yes, the big fella will only be seeing kids whose parents have spent a minimum of £2000 a year in the shop. Those privileged sorts who receive an email specifically inviting them will be permitted to part with an extra £20 to meet with Mr Claus. It’s a reward for “loyal customers”, you see, and nothing at all about favouring the wealthy. Maybe they’ll let the poorer kids sweep up reindeer dung or sell matchsticks on the street outside, if they’re very good little boys and girls. Let’s send an early letter to Harrods: Dear Santa, stick it up your chimney. Full ure: disclos a soft spot I’ve got en.SoI’m Hampd y for Haughe Willie glad Lord Hunter have Tom se. and Sir purcha its d upfor infor stumpe alsochip If they could rt linkfrom transpo the a fast centre, even the city be ers might dissent you . Well, if chuffed ask… don’t