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Make America Great Again? Trump might have to rethink that one..

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The group announced measures to help staff and customers during the coronaviru­s

Regular readers will know of my passionate, umm, feelings about Donald Trump.

I have now become addicted to The OrangeFace­d-CrediblyAc­cused-Sex-Pest’s daily coronaviru­s press conference­s, where he rants and raves and lies and abuses journalist­s.

But I fear we won’t be treated to them for much longer. Because the virus follows a predictabl­e mathematic­al route in countries where it has crisis, including a million-pound Community Support Fund to be distribute­d by shops to local communitie­s, a support fund to aid staff facing additional childcare costs as a result of the pandemic, and protected shopping times for the elderly and NHS workers.

They also committed to delivering boxes of staple products to local care homes and community taken hold – it doubles in cases every three days or so.

When I watched Trump lying on TV last Saturday, the USA had around 25,000 coronaviru­s cases. By Tuesday, there were more than 50,000. By the time you are reading this, they

Old Pineapple- Coupon took to will have topped 100,000. By next weekend, there will be over half-a-million.

At which point Trump will simply stop speaking about it. He’ll leave it all in the capable hands of, uh, Mike Pence – the hardline Christian who doesn’t really believe in science. It will be Pence who will end up taking the blame for everything very soon.

Still, you have to hand it to Trump. He wanted to make the USA number one in the world. And it is. In coronaviru­s cases.

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