Quotes of the week

We already miss you. Thank you and goodbye

EU president Donald Tusk receives Theresa May’s Article 50 letter

triggering Brexit

We’ve triggered Article 50, May’s letter was nifty, Barnier looks shifty, and we gonna have to be thrifty with a recession in 2050

David Dimbleby becomes an online hit after rapping about Brexit to promote his Question

Time show

I’d like to just be sitting in the Rovers Return, drinking a pint

DJ Tony Blackburn says his only remaining ambition is to appear

on Corrie

If people loved each other like we do, it would be a better world

Phyllis Loftus, 94, and husband George, 100, of Cannock, Staffs, celebrate their

77th wedding

anniversary

You don’t have to go to the Amazon to find new things

Scientist Liam Olds discovers a new species of millipede in a former

Welsh coal mine

I’ve got about 6,000 followers, all of whom hate me

Outspoken Tory MP Philip Davies says going on Twitter was probably a

bad move

At least they replied

Natasha Borton gets a rejection email for a job at a Yates pub in Preston, Lancs, she applied for

three years earlier

It will never happen. It ended on a high

Only Fools and Horses star Nicholas Lyndhurst rules out a comeback of

the hit show

My wife has gone to a health farm for a week. I’ve already lost 7lb

Actor Hugh

Laurie discovers distance makes the waistline smaller