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Jacko’s Paris up to play Madonna Liam wins Crystal game... and Kasabian’s vote Ketchup is the only sauce of joy on Ed’s desert island

No one wants to face the wrath of Madonna. I can reveal bosses of a new biopic about her life are taking desperate measures to impress – and have asked Paris Jackson to play her.

Last month the 58-year-old lashed out at makers of Blonde Ambition, saying: “Why would Universal Studios make a movie about me based on a script that’s all lies?”

But producers plan to secure Jacko’s 19-year-old daughter for the lead part.

A source tells me: “Madonna isn’t supporting the film yet but the makers are in talks with Paris. If she agrees, it will be a massive coup as Madonna is a big fan of hers.”

Hopefully there will be a Ray Of Light. The Rifles reckon if rock stardom wanes they will all become food boffs.

The band have released their brilliant Unplugged Album: Recorded at Abbey Road Studios, which includes a

30-piece fan choir.

But I’m told they’ve taken a keen interest in becoming trained chefs. Probably best to stick to the day job... START THE FANS Liam and mates at Crystal Maze experience Will wedding bells soon be rinagminbgefror Amber Heard and her billionaire beau Elon Musk?

Having put her marriage to Johnny Depp, 53, behind her, she is now sporting a large gothic masterpiece on her engagement ring finger.

Sources close to Amber, 31, deny they are engaged but my insider says: “Elon’s bought her a ton of jewellery. Even before they dated he’d buy expensive – often antique – items to impress her. There’s no doubt she’s trying to say something by wearing it on that finger. Amber likes adding intrigue.” Or winding Johnny up. LIAM FAN Serge from Kasabian SAUCY Ed & ketchup GLORY In the dome