Let poor Di rest in peace

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UNCOMFORTABLE Twenty years after Princess Diana’s death, Andrew Morton is re-publishing his book Diana: Her True Story using transcripts from tape recordings which she wanted kept secret. They make for very uncomfortable reading.

Diana’s memory should be left in peace and her sons allowed to get on with their lives without being reminded of their mother’s unhappiness.

„Do you love a good snog? I’ve got excellent news for all those who love to lock lips. According to Takeesha Roland Jenkins, of the Between Us Clinic, kissing does amazing things to your body.

Turns out it de-stresses you, lowers cholesterol, gives clues to your partner’s parenting prospects and produces a whole lot of feel-good chemicals. Blimey, with all those benefits, who needs sex?