No woman is an island... except LiLo

Twitter critics snap at Brooklyn’s book pics Tucked up in bed 5 After Midnight

I’m told actress Lindsay Lohan has set up home in Dubai and has become so popular with the locals that they’re creating an island which will be called... Lohan’s Island.

The move is in the early planning stages but Lindsay, 30, will receive a small share of the profits in exchange for allowing them to trade on her name.

A source says: “There will be a hotel, water park, restaurants, bars, apartments – and billions is Twitter has been poking fun at the “terrible” photos in Brooklyn Beckham’s new book. One critic slammed a pic of an elephant completely expected to be spent. They’re talking long term so a project of this scale will be at least three years in the making.

“Lindsay is so chuffed and feels like she has reinvented herself in Dubai.”

Busy

Rita Ora leaves London on her way to Glasto sporting a sexy punk look. It’s a journey she completed by helicopter. The only

way to travel. in shadow. And another joked: “Photos like this used to come back from Boots with a sticker on saying where you’d gone wrong.” Harsh. When I joined 5 After Midnight on the set of their Up In Here video they told me the tune was channelling their party antics. But booze rarely plays a part – shock, horror.

Nathan Lewis said: “I’m not much of a drinker.

“I’m such a lightweight. I’m a cheap date.”

In fact the trio have no intention of blowing their dosh on big nights out.

Jordan Lee added: “There’s a rule – make money, work hard and have fun doing it.”

I’ll drink to that. He’s known for hard-hitting questions, grilling celeb pals on Capital FM. And Roman Kemp is doing it for real after Dua Lipa got him into boxing.

I can reveal he is seriously stepping up his fitness game thanks to the singer’s advice.

He told me: “Dua Lipa hooked me up with boxing – we have the same trainer now.

“But she’s a better boxer than me, which is bad for a man.”

So don’t count on a star sparring match?

“Not a chance – she’d have me on the floor.”

No wonder, with hits like Blow Your Mind to her credit.

Pamela Anderson’s fling with Julian Assange is over – after she realised going out actually means staying in at the Ecuadorian embassy in London. She has been spotted on the French Riviera with Gallic footie star Adil Rami.