Sunday Mirror (Northern Ireland)
Quotes of the week
When they walk into a cafe dressed head to toe in Lycra, you spot people sniggering
Olympic cycling champion Chris Hoy criticises Mamils - middleaged men in Lycra
I’ve got a confession, which may be a shock...I’ve never done karaoke
Theresa May admits she’s never been tempted by the singalong craze during a visit to Japan
It’s the least erotic thing of all - unless your idea of eroticism is standing in a room with 12 electricians and seven other people and having your bum made up in between takes
Love Actually star Bill Nighy says he’s given up doing sex scenes
Our surgeons are busy enough. Let them do proper jobs
Mary Berry vetoes having plastic surgery
I call it my hobby my wife says it’s an obsession
Pubgoer Rob Cocker is
the toast of Britain’s boozers after visiting
more than 10,000
Changing my last name doesn’t change the fact that my BLOOD is half Chinese
Actress Chloe Bennet says she had to change her name from Wang to get acting roles in
Hollywood
I should record it sometime and we’ll make a hit single
Joan Collins’ husband Percy Gibson says her musical snoring is so tuneful it could be a Tchaikovsky symphony
If you don’t like it, sell your shares and f*** off. If you don’t want to own them, p*** off
Ryanair boss Michael
O’Leary has a blunt message to shareholders thinking of voting
against his
£3million a year salary