Quotes of the week

This time we made a major boo boo

Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary apologises for cancelled flights fiasco

We are a nest of singing birds

Boris Johnson insists the Cabinet is united over

Brexit

I’d have preferred to be called Elvis, actually

Actor Nigel Havers says he’s not surprised there were no baby Nigels

named last year

Ageing is a fight you can’t win, so you either lose with dignity or you end up looking like a circus freak

Chat show host Graham Norton says he’ll never succumb to plastic

surgeon’s knife

The first thing the kids said was, You better not lose, Dad

Ex Man Utd and England star Rio Ferdinand announces plans to become a professional

boxer

I’ve created a monster... he’ll be doing the Jump by the end of the year

Comedian Jack Whitehall jokes about working with dad Michael

I don’t understand what the fuss is about

Lord Paul defends peers

who claim taxpayerfunded expenses just for

turning up to the Lords

It’s part of the gig, I suppose

Sherlock star Benedict Cumberbatch gets used to fans asking for selfies

while he’s filming

I don’t feel any different than I did at 21

Party-loving pensioner Grace Jones celebrates

her 111th birthday in Worcester – and puts her long life down a bedtime

drink of whisky

The punches never hurt me...the only place I got hurt was out of the ring

Boxing legend Jake LaMotta – immortalised by Robert De

Niro in film Raging Bull is mourned by fans after his death at 95