Lord Sugar’s meatheads

Lord Sugar is back on our screens with another bunch of hopefuls (well, that’s one way to describe them).

Can you believe it’s been 12 years since The Apprentice launched?

I can’t – and I was in it. Episode One kicked off this week with the hapless contestants selling burgers, or at least trying to, on the streets of London.

And looking at the boys, there’s an awful lot of bellyaching to come.

Good luck, Lord Sugar. I hope this lot beef up in the coming weeks.

HE’S BACK