Nic’s X-rated rant at ‘last-minute’ Cowell Ant to jacket in? Not likely

Singer wants Si to name judges Vicky’s on a strict Sunday dinners diet

FANS of Ant McPartlin will be relieved to see the troubled host in a snug jacket enjoying walkies with his pooch.

They’ll also be happy to know he and Dec are returning on Saturday Night Takeaway.

It had been feared Ant may have taken a break after his drug rehab stint and his marriage collapse. But clearly the show will be a walk in the park for Ant.

WILD TO MILD Vicky Pattison Ex-wild child Vicky Pattison tells me she enjoys quiet Sunday roasts with her fiancé – after ditching all-nighters and “slut-dropping”.

If you’re not in the know, that’s a dance move.

Vicky, 30, who rose to fame with outrageous antics on Geordie Shore, says: “My life has changed.

“Wild Saturday nights have been replaced by Sunday dinners with kids in high chairs around the table. I’m happy.”

Vicky plans to marry businessman John Noble next year, but first she aims to help others turn their lives around.

Her new show, Ex On The Beach: Body SOS, sees 16 overweight and underweight people put through a 12-week crash course where they get help from celebrity trainers.

“I’ve been a size 16 and a size six,” says Vicky. “I had this amazing transformation and it impacted so positively on my life. Things fell into place.

“My career, my personal life, my health. And I wanted to help others do the same.”

Ex On The Beach: Body SOS premieres on Wednesday at 8pm on MTV.