Quotes of the week

Well, it was the 1970s

Richard Pryor’s widow Jennifer confirms the comedian

had a fling with Marlon

Brando

I had this image of a giant explosion on the pad, a wheel bouncing down the road. But fortunately that’s not what happened

US billionaire Elon Musk’s car-carrying rocket blasts into space

I’ve now decided I’m actually getting younger

Corrie actor Bill Roache, 85, says he’s ageing in reverse

We were just staring at each other with my whole foot in his mouth

UK businessman Andy Newman fights off a shark while snorkelling in the Galapagos

Islands

We like to say peoplekind, not necessarily mankind

Canadian PM Justin Trudeau is accused of

taking political correctness too far

I’d like to carry on annoying people for a bit longer

TV presenter Jeremy Paxman has lost little of

his combative style

We have a Napoleon in the making here

US congresswoman Jackie Speier mocks President Trump’s plan for a huge military parade

in Washington

Forks are really good, they tighten the skin... Have you ever stabbed someone with a fork? I’ve done both

Madonna on her latest

beauty treatment massaging her face with a

fork

Total disrespect but he’d have loved it

Ex-band member Ben Pritchard describes

how a wake for Fall singer Mark E Smith

turned into a brawl