Quotes of the week

I’ve had to go to Burger King!

A woman’s video rant over the KFC chicken crisis

goes viral after being retweeted thousands of times

I’m not the British Prime Minister. It would be good for Britain if I was, but I’m not

EU boss Jean-Claude Junker boasts the UK would be better off if he

were PM

I find myself getting really excited about kitchen appliances

Newly-engaged Ed

Sheeran sparks speculation he’s quietly wed after wearing what looks like a wedding ring

You think I’m going to cover that gorgeous dress up with a coat?

Jennifer Lawrence

accuses critics of overreacting after they slammed her for wearing a Versace gown slashed to the thigh while her male

co-stars wore coats

We’ve had better events in our back garden

A Blenheim Palace visitor is unimpressed after its Chinese New Year celebrations are

branded a flop

To pay £150 a year to be force fed propaganda in favour of the EU is a bit much

Tory MP Jacob Rees Mogg questions the new

BBC licence fee

Why should I come and work for you?

A newly-qualified

teacher shocks headteacher Douglas Robb who says students shouldn’t expect a top job

to fall into their lap

We’ve got news for them: change is coming

Jeremy Corbyn hits back at right wing media

over claims he met a Czech spy in the 1980s

I’m still ticking, so why not?

Lulu returns to the West End for the first time in 33

years