Quotes of the week

I’m not worried about anything. I’m not fearing any man Martin Luther King is remembered 50 years after his assassination in Memphis

No great country ever borrows the monarch of another Ex Aussie PM Paul Keating says it’s time for his country to become a republic

The door’s always been wide open. I’m not the guilty one Fifth Beatle Pete Best says he’d like to meet Paul McCartney to find out why he was sacked

There’s only one Eric Bristow Crowds at the Liverpool Arena chant the darts legend’s name at news of his death

Don’t believe all that c**p Prince Charles dismisses claims he takes his own loo seat when travelling

I don’t think marriage is for me Unlucky in love Kylie Minogue says she’s unlikely to tie the knot

The worst I say is damn. I’m trying to bring the term blighter back into fashion Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg says he never effs or blinds

Does anyone eat chicken rendang crispy? Malaysian PM Najib Razak mocks Masterchef judge Gregg Wallace for describing a contestant’s dish as not crispy enough

Luckily I’m not too modest for anything - and would be brilliant at it Comedian Rosie Fletcher rejects claims that women are too modest to host Have I Got News For You

This speaks for itself Pensioner Jack Reynolds becomes the oldest person to ride a zip wire on his 106th birthday