Quotes of the week

Mission accomplished

Donald Trump thinks it’s

all over in Syria

The Cold War is back - with a vengeance

UN secretary general Antonio Guterras says relations between Russia and the West have sunk to worst level in 30 years

I felt incandescent with rage

Broadcaster Sarah Montague says she felt a sap after finding she was

paid far less than her Radio 4 Today co-hosts

Do they want us to sit there in bow ties and waistcoats?

Snooker fan Brian Wright hits out at a ban on football shirts at this

week’s World Championship

B ****** s. Always has been b ****** s and it remains so

Labour frontbencher

Barry Gardiner is recorded slating his party’s Brexit policy

2018 - the first robot testified before Congress

A Twitter user mocks Facebook boss Mark

Zuckerberg’s appearance before

US senators

It must have been written in invisible ink. What else could explain this glaring oversight?

Novelist Kathy Lette -a friend of Prince Charles fails to get an invitation to

the royal wedding

That’s a novel idea. A party of the rich, by the rich, for the rich

Shadow Labour chancellorJohn McDonnell dismisses reports of a new centre

party backed by millionaire donors

I don’t know about you but now bits of me keep falling off at regular intervals

Prince Charles admits he’s no longer in good

shape as he nears his 70th

birthday