Quotes of the week

Liverpool. Cavern. Those are words that go together well...

Paul McCartney returns to the Cavern Club for a

one-off gig

East Fife 4, Forfar 5

Eric Morecambe’s football scoreline joke comes true after a Scottish League

Cup match between the

two sides

I jumped out of the river and screamed: Bingo

A gold prospector describes the moment he discovered Scotland’s

biggest gold nugget

After two years of disuse, my bike is oiled and pumped

Ex-foreign secretary Boris Johnson fuels speculation about his Tory leadership ambitions

I need you to put that iPad away... and I will wait

Actor Orlando Bloom interrupts a West End show to shout at a

theatre-goer

Austalia is forever changed

An Aussie website ridicules PM Malcolm Turnbull for using a knife and fork to eat a meat pie

After humiliation, hurdles and sacrifices, my sons’ father is Pakistan’s next PM

Imran Khan’s ex-wife Jemima Goldsmith pays tribute to the former cricket star

What’s worse... swimsuit on airport run or PJs on school run?

Former What Not To Wear host Susannah Constantine posts a picture of herself in a blue

swimsuit at an airport

Love each other

President Trump strikes a trade deal with EU chief Jean-Claude Juncker – and seals it with a kiss

Last time I had a goat this close to me I turned it into a biryani

Gordon Ramsay posts a picture of him doing goat yoga with a goat

standing on his back