Sunday Mirror (Northern Ireland)
Quotes of the week
I need a bit of a start on the handle now, like a vintage car
Rod Stewart, 73, gives the lowdown on his sex life with wife Penny Lancaster
If I was on a ship with him I would get off any way I could
Kelly Rayment, the ex wife of a man whose partner Kay Longstaff went overboard after an alleged row on a cruise ship, gives her support to Kay
If I ever got impeached, I think the market would crash, I think everybody would be very poor
US President Donald Trump when asked if he
believes Democrats would try to impeach him
We. Are. Coming. We are going to end this dumpster fire of a presidency one way or another
Porn star Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti responds on Twitter to the guilty plea of Trump’s former closest aide Michael Cohen, who admitted he paid money to women the President allegedly had affairs with
I don’t get hangovers, I don’t fight, I don’t wake up with strangers. I don’t drink during the day, I don’t drink alone.
The problem was I didn’t have a problem
Broadcaster Adrian Chiles on being warned
by a doctor over drinking 80 to 100 units
of alcohol a week
I don’t think anyone could be stylistically the same as Boris
Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt on his predecessor in the job, Boris Johnson
I think innuendo
is funny... But it’s not the be-all and end-all in Bake
Off
The Great British Bake Off judge
Paul Hollywood leaves the show’s fans fearing there won’t be double entendres to titter at in the new series