Quotes of the week

They’re unanimous in their hate for me, and I welcome their hatred

Jeremy Corbyn quotes US president Franklin D Roosevelt as he unveils Labour’s most radical manifesto in decades

I’m backing Fiona

Boris Johnson applauds

Question Time host Fiona Bruce as she stops audience members interrupting

a special election edition

Yeah, I enjoyed it

Lib Dem leader Jo Swinson reveals she smoked cannabis at uni as her party pledges

to legalise the drug

No one gives a toss about social media cut and thrust

Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab defends

the rebranding of the Tory press office’s Twitter

account as factcheckuk

Every club I go to, I wear the pyjamas of the club and I even sleep with the pyjamas

Jose Mourinho shows his dedication to

the cause after taking over at Spurs

I’ve been told that Liz is going to go out with one hell of a bang

Corrie star Beverley Callard reveals she’s quitting for the fourth time in her 30-year stint

as Liz McDonald

Well, maybe that was a little too hard

Tesla chief Elon Musk

after a metal ball smashes the glass on his bullet-proof electric truck

I hate jeans with holes in the knees - or holes

anywhere

Joan Collins

laments a bygone age of dressing up

There are very few

bits of me left

Elton John compares himself to the Six Million Dollar Man

It’s hard to get a room there now

Holiday firm boss Jennifer Grant says the town of Halifax, where TV drama Gentleman Jack was set, has become a lesbian tourism hotspot