SPREADING CORONAVIRUS GOOD NEWS..

THE GREAT OUTDOORS

We are now allowed to meet with up to six people outdoors. So that means I get to meet with up to six people who want to talk about something other than Peppa Pig & Disney Princesses!

MOTION PICTURES As someone who had to avoid going to see a film due to noisy eaters, seat kickers and constant talkers the idea of drive-in cinemas becoming the new norm makes me REELY excited.

REVEL REBELS

And the same goes for drive-in concerts as during the last gig I was at someone standing beside me got a cup of pee thrown over them. Plus if the act sound rubbish live, just stick their CD into the car stereo.

GOOD SPORTS And it’s Love-ly news for tennis and golf enthusiasts as both activities can now be played again as there is no physical contact involved. So why not swing by the club or go make a racket..

KEEP THE FAITH For those who have been really missing their visits to church, it seems your prayers have finally been answered as you are permitted to partake in “acts of individual worship”.

CHEESY GRINS One of my biggest guilty pleasures – McDonald’s – has reopened its drivethrus so it’s Happy Meals all round. Plus I no longer have to feel guilty about secretly scoffing mine in the car anymore as we’ll all be at it.

QUID PRO QUO And my other guilty pleasure – Poundland – has also opened its doors again. And the fact I will be wearing a mask means I can grab as many bargains as I want without being seen by anyone!