Sunday Mirror (Northern Ireland)

Laboured, unimaginat­ive, disjointed and ponderous... Ole only has himself to blame

- @andydunnmi­rror ANDY DUNN Sport’s best columnist at Old Trafford

OLE GUNNAR SOLSKJAER could not go blaming Gareth Southgate for this.

This one was on you, Ole. The Manchester United manager had bi zarrely suggested Southgate had been in some way culpable for Mason Greenwood’s troublesom­e, offthe-field spell.

The notion was as misplaced as his team selection, as risible as much of United’s passing, as easily ignored as Solskjaer’s motivation­al techniques were.

Never mind the controvers­y over Crystal Palace’s second goal from a retaken penalty, Ma r ti n Atk i n s o n h a r s h ly adjudging Victor Lindelof to have handled and VAR saying

David De Gea had encroached when saving Jordan Ayew’s kick.

This was an opening performanc­e from United that got exactly what it deserved.

Laboured, unimaginat­ive, utterly disjointed, defensivel­y ponderous.

Quite what Sir Alex Ferguson, amongst the dignitarie­s allowed inside to watch, thought of it is anyone’s guess.

Actually, it is not. He would have been appalled.

If th e f irst fi xture of a campaign is all about making a statement, this one told United fans their team still has a long way to go to bridge the gap to the Big Two. Yes, they were not helped by the slightly unfathomab­le decisions around the Palace penalty that was e v entu al ly c onv er t ed by Wilfried Zaha.

But when, after substitute Donny van de Beek had given United hope, Zaha confirmed Palace victory by embarrassi­ng Harry Maguire and Lindelof, it was no more than a slick Palace performanc­e deserved.

Only one game, of course, but this was such a desperatel­y poor display, you wonder if Solskjaer and Ed Woodward will now act further in the transfer market.

And Solskjaer will also have some tough decisions to make. De Gea was desperatel­y unlucky to have hi s p enalty save ‘disallowed’ but he will be in the spotlight i n these coming weeks.

United spend more on goalkeepin­g wages than the majority of profession­al clubs spend on their entire staff.

At a conservati­ve estimate, it’s some way in excess of half-a -million-pounds a week.

Most of that goes to De Gea, despite sprinkling his last season with some rudimentar­y errors.

And it took barely f iv e minut e s of Unit ed’s n e w campaign for De Gea to post his first rick, a pass to the feet of Palace’s James McCarthy.

It did not prove costly but set

the template for whole day for United. When Dean Henderson was away on England duty a little while ago, he was fairly belligeren­t about his position at Old Trafford.

The man who impressed during his time at

S h ef field Unit ed suggested he would go back out on loan if De

Gea was preferred by Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

But that situation, he insisted, would not come about – well, it did, first game up.

No doubt Henderson will get a run-out at Luton in the EFL Cup this week but he will not be retaining an

England place by having the odd game at places such as Kenilworth Road.

With respect, it would be a tough call to drop a keeper such as De Gea but managing any Premier Club demands tough calls by the week, if not the day. Aside from that early misplaced clearance, De Gea di d wel l and bl ame l ay elsewhere in the build-up to the Andros Townsend opener. During his summer break in Sweden, Lindelof chased down a thief who had stolen an old lady’s handbag.

Must have been a slow thief. Lindelof could not catch Jeffrey Schlupp and neither Luke Shaw nor Maguire were alert enough to track Townsend, leaving him with an unchalleng­ed finish.

Their sluggishne­ss and sloppiness was typical of Unit ed’s p er formance. Paul

Pogba is the type of player who can set a tone. A talisman.

Unfortunat­ely, the tone here was a duff one, possession gifted to the opposition time after time.

The hook midway through the second half came as no surprise.

His replacemen­t, Van de Beek, was tidy, finishing neatly after Zaha’s spot-kick.

But the abiding image will be of Zaha making Lindelof and Maguire look like training cones before casually but emphatical­ly rifling another past De Gea.

They were under-prepared and underwhelm­ing – United and S oskja er had only themselves to blame.

Alex Quite what Sir Ferguson, amongst allowed the dignitarie­s the inside to watch of match, thought is performanc­e, that anyone’s guess

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 ??  ?? NOT GREAT TO WATCH looks Boss Solskjaer e in his uncomforta­bl seat as he sees United torn apart by Palace
NOT GREAT TO WATCH looks Boss Solskjaer e in his uncomforta­bl seat as he sees United torn apart by Palace
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De Gea (above) saw his penalty save overturned
Van de Beek scores on his debut but De Gea (above) saw his penalty save overturned

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