Quotes of the week

We need to make sure March 8 is signed in blood, not just a line in the sand

Tory MP Robert Halfon holds the PM to his word over reopening schools

I’m here, live, I’m not a cat

US lawyer Rod Ponton appears as a kitten after leaving a Zoom filter switched on during a virtual hearing

Trust us, this is not a match

Dating site Tinder is unimpressed after Weetabix tweets a picture of baked beans on top of its dry cereal

As you can see, I’m still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah

Elton John

stars in an NHS ad urging people to get vaccinated against Covid

I’ve had nowt like this before - it’s lovely

D-Day hero Tommy Trotter gets 2,700 cards on his 100th birthday after an online appeal by a friend

People have slightly misread that, as if I was in a steamy relationship with them all. What I’m saying is I’ve given all of them a mwah-mwah

Joanna Lumley confirms she’s kissed every 007

It would be rather like watching Jumbo on ice

England’s deputy chief medical officer Prof Jonathan Van-Tam rules out appearing on Strictly

The Supremes will live on in our hearts

Diana Ross pays tribute to Motown legend Mary Wilson who has died at 76

HOME for Diddy is a $40million mansion in Beverly Hills, complete with a 35-seat movie theatre.

The 17,000 sq ft villa also has a guest house, while an underwater tunnel links the swimming pool to a grotto.

He used to live in an 11-bathroom mansion in Atlanta which had a pool, tennis court and five garages for his fleet of cars.