Pitch perfect Mardi Gras

REVELLERS had a Covid-secure annual LGBT+ Mardi Gras celebration at Sydney cricket ground yesterday as 1,500 others demanded better rights at a demonstration in the city.

Singer Rita Ora performed for the 36,000-strong stadium crowd who had to provide contact tracing details.

Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, I’m begging of you, please don’t hesitate

Dolly Parton bursts into song to the tune of Jolene as she gets a shot of the Moderna jab she helped fund

Donald Trump is contesting the result

Sacha Baron Cohen after picking up two Golden Globes

There goes my residency at Pontins gutted

Liam Gallagher

discovers his surname on a holiday camp blacklist of guests

Any fool can do it Jeremy Paxman mocks highly paid TV newsreaders They researched my family for three months and said: There’s just not enough interesting stuff

TV star Dermot O’Leary is rejected for Who Do You Think You Are ? for being too boring a subject

Some BBC weather presenters who now look like shaggy sheepdogs will be allowed to have their hair cut Ex-weatherman Bill Giles can’t wait for the nation’s

barbers to reopen

I was glad to see the back of him

One Foot in the Grave star Richard Wilson about Victor Meldrew being killed off

I am tempted

Robbie

Williams is considering buying Blackpool Pleasure Beach after visiting it as a child

To infinity and beyond

A Church of England judge allows the saying of Toy Story’s Buzz Lightyear to be inscribed on a gravestone