Sunday Mirror (Northern Ireland)

‘Hi... my name is Cristiano’ The return of Ronaldo, the greatest showman with a killer touch, is pure Hollywood... what a masterstro­ke

- @andydunnmi­rror ANDY DUNN Britain’s best columnist at Old Trafford

introduce themselves. Maybe not everyone knew Cristiano’s name – but they do now!

“He said his name was Cristiano and that’s as much as I can say. But the atmosphere around the club has been electric. The supporters have really enjoyed the last 10 days or so since he signed.”

Ronaldo struck in first-half injury time to put United ahead and scored again after Javier Manquillo had fired a shock Toon equaliser.

Bruno Fernandes and substitute Jesse Lingard then sealed the victory in the last 10 minutes.

But Ronaldo was the star of the show. Ronaldo said: “When I started the game, I was so nervous, I swear. It is normally because I did not expect that they would sing my name all game.

“I was very nervous, maybe I didn’t show it, but I was. The reception is incredible, but I am here to win games and help the team.

“I was thinking last night that I wanted to play well and show I was still capable of helping the team. This club is unbelievab­le and I am so proud.

“Everyone knows the football in England is different than in any part of the world and it is the most special one. I arrived here at 18 and they treated me unbelievab­ly – and that is why I am back.”

ONE was only a tap-in, a gift for someone who has now scored 676 goals in his club career.

It was up there with the least spectacula­r of those, a welcome present from Freddie Woodman.

The other went through the same hapless goalkeeper’s legs.

It was an impressive run and clean-enough left-footed hit, but should have been saved.

But in their significan­ce, the two goals could not have been more spectacula­r, could not have been more special.

With Hollywood royalty – in the form of Gary Oldman – among the great and the good in the posh seats, Cristiano Ronaldo stuck magnificen­tly to the Second Coming script. This is what he does, makes history as he goes along.

And this is how he has evolved as a player.

The trickery has been diluted, the ruthlessne­ss intensifie­d.

Strip away the commercial veneer and, quite simply, Manchester United have re-hired the most clinical of scorers in football.

And Ronaldo’s game-sense and opportunis­m has already provided three precious points in the title chase.

He will bring more, much more.

Because when each of his two prosaic goals went in, it felt like the beginning of a new era.

A new, old era when Old Trafford was littered with stardust. Stardust that served a purpose. Newcastle might

count themselves a touch unfortunat­e.

They caused enough trouble on the counter-attack to briefly threaten a draw, but could not add to Javier Manquillo’s equaliser-in-vain.

And Bruno Fernandes’ spectacula­r hit and Jesse Lingard’s cute finish emphatical­ly sealed their fate.

But this day belonged to Ronaldo and, somewhat bizarrely and ironically, to those people who sealed the deal to bring him back. At one point during proceeding­s, supporters demanded their club’s unloved owner leave, for good.

In his well-upholstere­d, directors’ box seat, Avram Glazer need not have felt uncomforta­ble.

The chants were from the Newcastle fans.

Yet four months ago, Manchester United loyalists broke into this stadium, protested on the pitch and forced the postponeme­nt of a marquee game after Glazer and his fellow executives had tried to sell this club’s soul to a rotten Super League.

A group of Manchester United supporters DID follow their counterpar­ts with a concerted late chant of ‘We Want

Glazers Out’, but, otherwise, it seems time and

Ronaldo are decent healers.

Let’s face it, the acquisitio­n of Ronaldo was a masterstro­ke on many levels.

It gave an initial bounce to the club’s stock market value, sold a zillion jerseys and allowed Avram to feel relaxed enough to attend a match for the first time in over two years.

And a large part of it, paid for by the sale of Dan James. Everyone’s a winner. There will still be dissent towards the ownership, but, essentiall­y, the protesters have been paid off with a veteran superstar.

At times, he looked like a veteran.

What Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is NOT going to get out of Ronaldo is a

whole load of energetic pressing.

He might keep himself in peak shape, but the treadmill of closing down is not for an operator who is closer to 37 than 36 years of age.

But gegen-pressing is not what you buy a Galactico of Ronaldo’s magnitude for.

In old schoolyard parlance, he is here to goal-hang, to be a finisher, a talisman, not a toiler. What. A. Talisman.

On his two scoring occasions – before and after Manquillo’s nicely-worked goal – there was a sense of him petrifying the Newcastle defence.

He will put fear into defenders and that is a precious quality for a manager to have.

He will give this United team a better chance of trophies.

He will bring the theatre back to the Theatre of Dreams. He will score goal after goal. He will be a huge success. And, as he winked into the camera when striding off, do you want to know the greatest thing about Cristiano Ronaldo?

Perhaps his most valuable asset?

He knows it.

When his goals went in, it felt like the start of a new era

 ??  ?? GOOD DAY AT THE OFFICE Solskjaer with scorer Lingard
A HERO’S GOALFEST United players Ronaldo mob second after goal his (right) (left) his and the first of match
GOOD DAY AT THE OFFICE Solskjaer with scorer Lingard A HERO’S GOALFEST United players Ronaldo mob second after goal his (right) (left) his and the first of match
 ??  ?? Cristiano leaps in Ronaldo the air show his to name in trademark after style scoring
Cristiano leaps in Ronaldo the air show his to name in trademark after style scoring

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