Mammy’s off to Trump America

He waltzed off with a gong for Best Comedy at the NTAs this week. Now Mrs Brown’s Boys star Brendan O’Carroll tells me America is calling. The Irish comedian has been approached to film a show looking at the impact of Donald Trump. “It would be Brendan O’Carroll Trumps The USA. I’ve been asked to look at the first six months of his presidency and go into places like Kentucky, Ohio and Indiana to see his effect,” he says. His sense of humour is sure to come in handy... The Spy In The Wild team discovered dolphins who like to get high, while filming in Mozambique for this Thursday’s episode. The friendly mammals have found a unique way of manipulating a poisonous pufferfish to extract just enough mind-altering toxin to send them on their merry way.

Flipper the movie could have been a very different tale if he’d hung out with this bunch...

Here are The Jump’s foolhardy fourteen, wearing enough fluoro to light up Heathrow Terminal 5’s runway. “I’m really bright,”says former Towie dope Lydia. “Probably the brightest.” Clearly she’s not talking IQ. Meanwhile, Emma Parker-Bowles raises the level of conversation during an assessment of her ski suit: “I thought I was going to have camel toe but it’s actually not as tight as I thought.” And comedian Mark Dolan sums up the biggest concern on the male competitors’ minds: “Some of the guys are embarrassed about the lunchbox department. I hasten to stress the low temperatures on that mountain have reduced me to Greek statue-like proportions. Basically these outfits make you look like you’ve got a beer belly and no willy!” HD doesn’t lie, Mark.