Very Little Mix Jade: I hardly ever touch bass with boyfriend

Britney shows she’s all art...

I WONDER what Picasso would have to say about Britney Spears’ latest adventure – as the pop star now fancies herself as an artist.

Britters, 35, enjoyed some “play” time by dressing up in loads of make-up and a push-up bra while carefully staging a film shoot with a canvas and some paints.

Her final work is somewhat reminiscent of Edvard Munch’s The Scream. But maybe, er, just a little more abstract. Easel does it, girl. Former X Factor star Honey G wants to pose naked for Playboy Magazine.

The wannabe rapper from North Weezy tells me: “I would pose if it was done tastefully. Of course they would have to speak to my management, but if the money was right then I would do it.”

Honey, 36, would follow in the footsteps of Lindsay Lohan, Jenny McCarthy, Kim Kardashian and Pamela Anderson, who have all posed for the iconic lads’ mag. LITTLE Mix’s Jade Thirlwall says she doesn’t get to Strut her stuff with boyfriend Jed Elliott – because they’re both away so much. Jed, 26, is bassist with Brit rockers The Struts, who are touring the US, supporting the Foo Fighters. Meanwhile Little Mix, currently on a UK tour, have also been gallivanting around the world delighting fans. Jade, 24, reckons: “It’s s***. We never see each other”. The singer has been dating Jed for two years – but hopes there’ll be No More Sad Songs come Christmas, when they plan on getting together again.

Jade tells me: “We’ve been together two years but it feels like we’ve only just started going out. “We never see each other. It’s been a bit s*** I must admit.” Speaking at the Attitude Awards at London’s Roundhouse, Jade adds: “I’m going to try to see him over Christmas. “He’s coming up north. We do so much unpacking and travelling, we just want to be a normal couple and stay home and chill.”

The pair got together last month for Jed’s birthday and earlier snatched a weekend in LA – when Jade dragged him to see Ru Paul.

She adds: “He loves it when I take him to things like that.” Defo a keeper…

I bet Noel Gallagher will be twitching in his khaki boots after hearing brother Liam’s debut solo album As You Were went straight to No1. The rocker, 45, celebrated by having a boozy bender in his local pub on Friday night. He is also planning a massive bash at the Q Awards on Wednesday.Sam Smith’s weight loss is impressive. And it’s all down to him ditchng his favourite chedder cheese. Plus the fact he is “very happy” with new boyfriend, 13 Reasons Why actor Brandon Flynn, 24. Catching up at the Attitudes the 25-year-old admits all he wants to do now is write soppy love songs as well as adding: “I have a good relationship with myself.” Aw.

NIXED Jade MISSED Jed