NEW IMPOTENCE GEL YOU, ER, JUST RUB ON
Viagra facing stiff competition
A GEL that can cure male impotence has been invented by a British firm – and it works in a jiffy.
The rub-on potion vows to get things up and running in five to 10 minutes.
It contains just alcohol and water, and trials on 1,000 men across Europe have proved to be far from a flop.
Med3000 worked for 60 per cent of them – and the hard evidence has left scientists and doctors stunned that such
WHEN next door’s dogs began barking again, social worker
Jayne Manca couldn’t stand it.
She marched down the path, began a foul-mouthed tirade – then karate-kicked the door.
But it was recorded on neighbour Andrew Fretwell’s video doorbell, and now he wants £1,000 compensation for his door. Jayne is seen to storm up and yelling: a basic combination of ingredients could solve a problem for millions of men.
Experts at Guildford-based Futura Medical initially made a gel using explosive nitro glycerine, but it failed to detonate trialists’ love lives.
But alcohol, normally blamed for bedroom droops, did the trick. “You put a small blob of the gel on the end and
“Hey k***head, your f***ing dogs are barking again. Why? It’s making everybody’s lives a misery.” She starts to leave, but turns back and boots the door in Ryde, Isle of Wight.
Railway manager Andrew, 54, wanted Jayne charged with criminal damage but police gave her a community resolution order, which means she has to write and say sorry.
He refuses to sign the order, but has now given one of his two dogs, rub it in for 15 seconds,” said Futura senior manager Ken James. “First the user feels a cool sensation, then it warms up. In about a third of couples, the woman rubbed the gel in. We hope to get it approved this year.” The firm hopes Med3000 will rival Viagra pills, which take at least an hour to act.
Staffordshire bull terrier Blue, to his son. Jayne, 61, said she and her husband had endured 12 months of “relentless barking” up to eight hours a day. It scared her grandchildren so much they no longer came to stay.
“An elderly lady who lives behind our garden was crying because of the noise,” she said. “I confess, I lost it. It’s not something I’m proud of.”
She has offered £250 to cover her neighbour’s insurance excess.
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“Our gel even works on severe erectile dysfunction,” said Ken. “There have been 12,000 acts of intercourse using it and it has been very well received.”
Prof David Ralph an impotence expert at University College London Hospital, said: “For some impotent men surgery offers a solution. But for most this gel should do the trick. It’s fascinating.”