Who’s hot(ter) than the rest of us this week... ...and who’s not

The former Leeds and Leicester striker revealed that he always pays for the meals of those behind him at a drive-thru. Anyone know his car reg?

JIMMY ANDERSON

Questions were asked of the paceman after the first Test against Pakistan, but he quickly answered them in the second to close in on 600 wickets in the format.

DARREN STEVENS

At 44, he’s still taking five-fors for Kent. He is an example to all aspiring county cricketers and to a fair few who have already made it as well.

RAUL JIMENEZ

The Wolves striker will feel the disappointment of his Europa League penalty miss greatly, but, with his talent and a little rest, he’ll come back even stronger next season.

SNOOKER’S YOUNGSTERS

Properly slapped down by Ronnie O’Sullivan, who reckons he’d need to lose an arm and a leg to fall from the top 50, so bad is the crop coming through.

BARCELONA

Broken by brutal Bayern Munich in one of the all-time Champions League batterings. A game and a result we will remember for a long, long time.

CELTIC boss Neil Lennon branded Boli Bolingoli “selfish” and “stupid” after it emerged he had travelled to Spain for 24 hours.

A move which has put the Scottish Premier League under even greater scrutiny after eight Aberdeen stars were forced to isolate after a night out last Saturday.

Now, First Minister Nicola Sturgeon says she won’t hesitate to shut down the game north of the border again if there are any more indiscretions.

And you just know that’s no idle threat from someone whose approach to politics is reminiscent of the approach Billy Bremner took to football.