Quotes of the week

Dear Brits, we envy you

German newspaper Bild praises the UK’s

vaccine rollout It’s a bit like being 3-nil up in a game and thinking: We can’t possibly lose now. But how many times have we seen the other side take it 4-3?

Deputy chief medical officer Jonathan Van-Tam warns against

relaxing too much

You know us royals don’t carry cash

Prince Harry is asked

to pay his fare on an open-top bus ride with The Late Late Show’s

James Corden They’ll be in the rest home by the time we do to number three

Irvine Welsh says making a third Trainspotting film needs to start soon or the

actors will be too old I think we’re all losing our gripAuthor on what we really look like

Actress

Rosamund

Pike

complains her breasts were made to look bigger

in a movie poster

Can only have been painted by a madman

Edvard Munch is identified as the graffiti

artist who scribbled on his 1893 masterpiece

The Scream

It’s got absolutely nothing to do with me being a lazy old bag

Comedian Jenny Eclair explains why she’s hanging up her running shoes

I like to cheat because it’s fun

Sophia Loren admits cheating at Scrabble

story. From 2009-19, the number of mental health nurses fell 6,000 – down 10%.

There is a six-month wait for counselling and five months to see a consultant psychiatrist.

Labour’s shadow mental health minister Dr Rosena Allin-Khan, left, said of our probe: “These stories are simply heartbreaking and are sadly part of a wider picture.

“All too often, it’s simply not possible for patients to get the face-to-face psychiatric assessment they need. The Government must ensure that if a decision is made to discharge a patient, there is a robust plan in place with a timeline for mental health follow-up so people don’t fall through the cracks.”