IT’S SO KNOT FOR ME, BECKS
DAVID Beckham is the owner of the world’s coolest “man-bun” according to a poll.
His greasy little top-knot beat that of fellow footballer Gareth Bale, comic Russell Brand and pop star Justin Bieber.
The survey also found that Leeds is the man-bun capital of the UK (or is it a man-barm up HOLLYWOOD star Kate Beckinsale, 43,3, has got herself a new bloke, comedian Matt Rife, 21. Meanwhile Madonna, 58, has dumped a 26-year-old lover for 31-year-old Kevin Sampaio. And more power to their elbows, I say. But, of course, it’s prompted boring, sexist, judgmental analysis about “cougars” and “milfs” dating “toy boys” – to make them feel younger, and how they’ll be dumped for younger models and humiliated. But 70-year-old male North?) The research comes from toy firm Mattel which has launched 15 new and diverse Ken dolls – including one with a man-bun. Barbie’s boyfriends now come in seven skin tones with eight hair colours and nine different hairstyles. But unfortunately for Barbie, he still hasn’t got any goldenballs. stars simply get a big slap on the back for being able to pull nubile 20-something wannabes.
So what if Kate’s love is only three years older than her daughter? She’s a talented, successful, stunning woman and I bet they are having great fun and a lot of great sex.
If love is blind, then lust is certainly age-blind.
But, having said all that, I don’t know many women over 40 who could fancy a bloke with a quiff and a bandana. SUPER intelligent people are more absent- minded than others because their brains are in the habit of forgetting irrelevant information to make room for the big stuff. So say scientists at a university in Canada. But I forget which one...